Here is my question to the community, how many of yall out there are also allergic to the world like I am? Anyone? Do you play the guessing game of, "What has caused the welts this time?" or "Wonder what I touched that has me swelling up like I have elephantiasis?"
I legitimately woke up yesterday morning, not to an alarm or even a toddler tornado. Nope, I woke up to a throbbing pain radiating in my fingers because my hands were so swollen and itchy, I couldn't close my hand into a fist. My rings were an absolute delight trying to pry them off. My ring finger actually bruised from it. Of course, every person whom then finds out of my awesome morning asks all of the exact same questions. Mind you, I have heard these questions my entire life! I have yet to actually have an answer to the number one question "What did you get into?"
My answer is always a resounding " I DONT KNOW!"
I dont know. I have to go over in my head every single thing that I have touched, come in contact with, eaten, drank, and breathed the same air with in the minimum of the last 24 to 48 hours. Can you do that? Do you know absolutely everything that you have breathed the same air with?
I had to wash everything. Meaning I had to buy a whole new huge container of laundry soap that I know for a fact wont make me break out. I had to bath all the animals, change the air vent, vacuum, dust, mop, and I haven't even gotten to cleaning my car because that very well may be what caused it. I have to wear gloves when touching the dog food cause its new and might have done it.
I am on a severe benadryl hang over and have so much work to catch up on besides all of the cleaning to do.
Comment below if the world is trying to kill you too or just mildly annoy you by causing you to swell up like the blueberry girl in willy wonka like me.
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